Wednesday Whyisms

Ever Wonder?

• Why is it that whenever you get a little extra money something breaks and what it costs to fix or replace is more than what you had extra?
• Why is it that your dog never wants to go outside when you do?
• Why is it that the phone always rings the minute you step in the shower?
• Why is it when you go to the movies you always sit next to the person who chews with their mouth open?
• Why is it when you go fishing you hear "You should of been here yesterday"?
• Why is it that when the price of gas goes down your tank is always full?
• Why is it that when you finally fall to sleep the dog barks?
• Why is it the candy machine is out of order when you want something?
• Why is it the person in line in front of you always gets the last newspaper?
• Why is it that the stop light always turns red when you get to the intersection?